fact, black cats are less likely to be adopted because of superstition. re blog if you love these little bundles of fur just as much as any other kitty.
underworldwrites-deactivated201:
- “your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au
- “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au
- “i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au
- “i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)
- princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au
- alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au
- “i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au
- “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au
Bonus if the crime is because of something they’ve done together.
Unspoken goal of RPers: getting your rp partner to reblog pics of your FC and then cursing you out in the tags and or their character making comments about said picture in the tags.
- "You could have died!"
- "Are you insane?"
- "RUN!"
- "Get out of the way!"
- "NOT NOW!"
- "A little bit of HUSH, please!"
- "Yeah? Well I'm trying to stop us from blowing up so SHUT. UP!"
- "Are you honestly that thick?"
- "Look at me. I promise, I'll get you out of here."
- "You're safe with me."
- "I'll look after you."
- "What's that?!"
- "What are you doing?"
- "Do you want to be crushed, or do you want to move?"
- "Don't speak. Don't even breathe. Be quiet."
- "Did you hear that?"
- "What was that?"
- "What's going on?"
- "THIS IS INSANE!"
- "WE NEED A DOCTOR OVER HERE!"
- "I'm sorry... am I meant to recognize you?"
- "Give me your hand, and jump."
- "Just trust me. Just this once, for just one minute of your life, just trust me."
- "There's no time to explain!"
- "HELP!"
- "AHHHHHHH!"
- "I can't breathe."
- "Is that... normal?"
- "That doesn't usually happen."
“Mm…you’re warm….”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“Awe! But I don’t want to get up….”
“Get back here and cuddle with me…”
“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”
“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”
“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”
“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”
“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”
“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”
“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”
“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”
“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”
“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”
“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”
“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
yea fluff is great but have you tried angry, damaged, dysfunctional, v i o l e n t muses